Never thought it was possible to be mad at a lizard but this little jerk has been *so* obnoxious today. He’s been out in the sun twice, but every time I try to put him back in his tank he just incessantly thumps against the glass until I let him out again

So sick and tired of his bullshit

He’s cooling his heels in the bathroom now, at least there I can’t hear him banging around