The only time putting Lysol into your body makes sense is if it's 1945, your husband is about to return from the war, and you just found out you're pregnant with his brother's baby. And even back then it was sketchy advice.

Like, people with uteruses specifically fought and filed lawsuits against disinfectant companies who marketed their products as for internal use, as far back as the 1930s.

Since the dawn of commercial disinfectants for home use, doctors have recorded deaths from people using them for abortions, douches, gargles, all sorts of wild shit that the companies were like, yeah, sure, whatever sells more of it.

These companies ran ads that were like, hey, put this in your vagina or you'll end up divorced. DO YOU WANT TO BE DIVORCED?! PEOPLE WILL TALK.

Ah, shit. He's got money invested in some hand sanitizer company or something, doesn't he? I bet he does. That son of a bitch.