Dean Koontz: guys I made some new fan lore for sirenhead, do you want to hear?
King: what’s your new sirenhead lore, dean?
Koontz: sirenhead is real
Slimyswampghost:
SSG: sirenhead isn’t real
King: real? You mean like slenderman?
SSG:
Eric Knudsen: slenderman is ABSOLUTELY real

Eric Knudsen: slenderman is real, neckbeards
Knudsen: don’t you remember that documentary they made with all those medieval woodcuts of slenderman
King: weren’t those shopped
Knudsen: shooped
King: what
Knudesen: shoop de whoop
King:
King: joe I need your help
Knudsen: lurk more

Knudsen: slenderman has SO much more lore
Knudsen: the full might of the something awful comedy forums hivemind came together to determine the spookiest lore
Knudsen: that slenderman likes some pieces of paper and makes you cough when he’s around

Koontz: what if sirenhead and slendermen met
Koontz: they could be friends
Barker: what, is this going to be like when pennywise was dating the Babadook
King: pennywise was what
Barker: yeah, remember when pennywise dated the Babadook
King:
King: I don’t remember that

Barker: yeah it was a meme
Barker: about pennywise and the Babadook being gay icons
King: pennywise can’t be gay
Poe: because pennywise is the embodiment of hatreds including homophobia?
King:
King: well also because pennywise lays eggs

Poe: Pennywise lays eggs?
Poe: wait but pennywise self-indentifies as Robert Gray
Poe: is
Poe: wait is pennywise trans?
JK Rowling: oh I don’t like pennywise anymore
Poe: wait why don’t you
Poe: oh right

Barker: ok dean haha
Barker: but here’s the million dollar question haha
Barker: would they have a slenderdog or a sirendog
Koontz: I
Koontz: hmm
Koontz: [thinking deeply]
Koontz: hmm
Barker: dean i'm just messing wi
Koontz: shh!
Koontz: [continues thinking deeply]

Koontz: [thinking deeply]
Barker: dean i was just messing with you
Koontz: shh
Koontz: I’m thinking
Barker: it’s not really important dean
Koontz: it IS important