Overheard in my child's online class chat

Kid 1: why cookies? Why not cats?
Kid 2: because you can split cookies in half but not cats
Kid 1: well you CAN split cats in half
Kid 3, in a fake Australian accent: what about MINECRAFT DIAMONDS

Kid 3 has been doing a fake Australian accent this entire time. Apparently there's an Australian YouTuber he likes so he copies the accent like non-stop

Also another kid, Kid 4, just said: GUYS STOP. WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. GO WILDCATS.

I did not know 11-year-olds knew High School Musical songs

Is High School Musical consider retro for 11 year olds????

J E S U S

Me, to my kid: can't you take control of this?
My kid: no Mom no one can control this

My kid: CAN YOU PLEASE TURN OFF ROBBIE ROTTEN

Kid 5: I just want to play Fortnite
Kid 6: Fortnite? Dude you play Fortnite? No wonder you're the worst

Me: what are you guys supposed to be doing???
Her: writing this slide but [Kid 3] keeps promo-ing his awful YouTube channel

Oh my God