One time I had a blind date with one 2go babe back then in Uniport.

We met at Jovit at Alakahia junction and she came with her friend when na only N1k dey my pocket and I even borrowed N500 out of the N1k but will a senior man like me dodge because of a small matter like that??

The girls were upcoming slay queens, she was in Linguistics department while her friend was in Microbiology, a combination made in extra year.

I left them at the table and went to the counter, Hollandia = N500, 2 meat pie = N500 and there were 3 of us.

I started thinking there. Should I buy the meat pie for them and just watch as they eat or should I just change everything to take away for her and her friend while I go back home telling myself that I’m a big fool??

Then the answer came.

What would Jesus do?

I paid for the hollandia and 2 meat pie and carried it proudly with 3 disposable cups in a tray to the table.

They were both looking at me, wondering what took me so long.

I poured the Hollandia into the 3 cups, then I raised one meat pie up in the air, offered a prayer of thanks to God for provision before I broke it into two for she and her friend to share while I ate one.

Na Ogun go kill their papa