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A BRAND NEW ZODIAC WHERE THE SIGNS ARE NOW EPISODES OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS BECAUSE YOU HAD TO KNOW THIS WAS COMING RIGHT
SQUID ON STRIKE (Mar 21-Apr 19)
-determined to fight for what u believe is right
-good at coming up with slogans
-stands up & demands ur rights & everyone else's are respected
-Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
-determined to fight for what u believe is right
-good at coming up with slogans
-stands up & demands ur rights & everyone else's are respected
-Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
MY PRETTY SEAHORSE (Apr 20-May 20)
-loves animals
-like, a lot
-makes not great decision based on serious love for animals
-gets attached very easily
-No, Mr. Krabs! Don't make me give up Mystery! I know you think she's just a horse, but she's more than that
-loves animals
-like, a lot
-makes not great decision based on serious love for animals
-gets attached very easily
-No, Mr. Krabs! Don't make me give up Mystery! I know you think she's just a horse, but she's more than that
FRANKENDOODLE (May 21-Jun 20)
-very creative and experimental
-a true artist
-takes the act of making art very seriously
-but can sometimes get a bit carried away and create things that are downright dangerous
-always tries to fix mistakes
- Mee hoy minoy!
-very creative and experimental
-a true artist
-takes the act of making art very seriously
-but can sometimes get a bit carried away and create things that are downright dangerous
-always tries to fix mistakes
- Mee hoy minoy!
BEST DAY EVER (Jun 21-Jul 22)
-incurable optimist
-always willing to put others first
-tries not to give in to frustration/sadness/anger
-gives in anyway
-cries when things go bad
-This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything...then everything turned to doo-doo
-incurable optimist
-always willing to put others first
-tries not to give in to frustration/sadness/anger
-gives in anyway
-cries when things go bad
-This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything...then everything turned to doo-doo
NO WEENIES ALLOWED (Jul 23-Aug 22)
-constantly trying to look tough & badass & intimidating
-unrealistic
-tries way too hard sometimes
-very much not tough at all
-I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
-constantly trying to look tough & badass & intimidating
-unrealistic
-tries way too hard sometimes
-very much not tough at all
-I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
F.U.N. (Aug 23-Sep 22)
-believes the best of people
-can be naive/gullible
-always gives ppl a second chance
-has sense of childlike fun
-What is fun? Let me spell it for you. ♪F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all!♪
-believes the best of people
-can be naive/gullible
-always gives ppl a second chance
-has sense of childlike fun
-What is fun? Let me spell it for you. ♪F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all!♪
HALL MONITOR (Sep 23-Oct 22)
-takes responsibility seriously
-can sometimes be a bit oblivious
-values order & rules at all costs
-can sometimes freak ppl out
-tries hard to help
- Who's to say my monitor duties should end just because the bell rang? I can be helpful anywhere!
-takes responsibility seriously
-can sometimes be a bit oblivious
-values order & rules at all costs
-can sometimes freak ppl out
-tries hard to help
- Who's to say my monitor duties should end just because the bell rang? I can be helpful anywhere!
NASTY PATTY (Oct 23-Nov 21)
-not afraid to ignore things like laws
-petty as hell
-could probably actually kill a man
-but would feel bad about it of course
-loyal to friends, not so may anybody else
-The dark deed you requested is done
-not afraid to ignore things like laws
-petty as hell
-could probably actually kill a man
-but would feel bad about it of course
-loyal to friends, not so may anybody else
-The dark deed you requested is done
NOT NORMAL (Nov 22-Dec 21)
-good at developing new personas to make friends
-tries desperately to behave "normally" in public
-needs to learn to accept all ur weirdness
-a great actor...maybe too great
-I guess the decision to be normal was more life-changing than I thought.
-good at developing new personas to make friends
-tries desperately to behave "normally" in public
-needs to learn to accept all ur weirdness
-a great actor...maybe too great
-I guess the decision to be normal was more life-changing than I thought.
PICKLES (Dec 22-Jan 19)
-a huge perfectionist
-can become extremely upset if a mistake is made
-anxious
-lots of self-doubt
-but actually super competent
- Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs. This pickle thing has got my head all messed up. I better go on home and rest my brain
-a huge perfectionist
-can become extremely upset if a mistake is made
-anxious
-lots of self-doubt
-but actually super competent
- Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs. This pickle thing has got my head all messed up. I better go on home and rest my brain
BAND GEEKS (Jan 20-Feb 18)
-always willing to help a friend
-enthusiastic even when inexperienced
-a born diplomat/motivator
-hates confrontation
-not always effective at preventing fights
-surprisingly talented & capable
-No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
-always willing to help a friend
-enthusiastic even when inexperienced
-a born diplomat/motivator
-hates confrontation
-not always effective at preventing fights
-surprisingly talented & capable
-No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
WELCOME TO THE CHUM BUCKET (Feb 19-Mar 20)
-a homebody
-doesn't like new surroundings
-can become very upset if routine is thrown off
-develops deep attachments to ppl & places
-also can be super petty
-The sign says "kitchen", but my heart says "jail".
-a homebody
-doesn't like new surroundings
-can become very upset if routine is thrown off
-develops deep attachments to ppl & places
-also can be super petty
-The sign says "kitchen", but my heart says "jail".
