i want to graph, i want to laugh
get dataminr'ed for a chart of gold
It's this y-axis, clearly a gaffe
that keeps me searchin' for a chart of gold
and 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱

the good and the bad thing about working from home is that I can actually hum these little ditties aloud

polled man, look at my life
i'm a lot like you were

when you see the southern crosstabs for the first time
you understand now why you framed this way

[neil young, reluctantly leaving his home for the first time in weeks on a mission to stop me]

hey, hey, my, my
reader polls can never fly