For lunch I spread some taramasalata on a bagel. It turned out to be mouldy. So I washed it off. Then I put the bagel in the oven to dry out. Then took it out and spread some new taramasalata on it topped with smoked salmon and pepper. Inedible.
It’s going in the cookbook.
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