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David Baddiel
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I think - hey we need another take - the key to the polls is that the Tories have fallen on a lucky narrative, which is the vaccine being very
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Keen to know how a hashtag celebrating the idea of the death of a living woman trended for over a day on this platform devoted apparently to the removal of
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Scotland, showing off a bit frankly. I mean this is just giving it too much now. Yada yada. Ok the train rides are beautiful as well. I get it. So
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He's going to crack isn't he, and say to whoever's making that noise "Shut the fuck up!!!" Is it actually an elephant?
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Watching Midsommar. I like it but puzzled as to why none of the main characters say at any point “you know I really expected a slightly different Summer holiday.” “I
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This has gone viral, in part because a lot of people seem to think it might be real. The giveaway for me, though, is it's my brother.https://twitter.com/Ivorbaddiel/status/1251847717539774466 This is one
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Do children born - or at least, conceived - in Embassys automatically get citizenship of that country? Asking for not a friend. Embassies. Bloody lockdown. First my personal hygiene now
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For lunch I spread some taramasalata on a bagel. It turned out to be mouldy. So I washed it off. Then I put the bagel in the oven to dry
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This is the *sad* day. The *happy* one is on Sunday. Join us next time for another episode of Easter For Three Year Olds.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1248619884688199682 I'm a Jewish Atheist btw.
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I love much of Bob Dylan’s work. But I cannot believe anyone is doing anything other then pretending to like his new one-note 17-minute dirge. #takescover Spoiler alert. It's about
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