everyone says RPGs like the Witcher 3 are power fantasies, but I feel like Link from Breath of the Wild is the ultimate power fantasy
in one, you are a dramatic hero, in the other, you are a silent, unstoppable maniac armed with exploding weapons and frequently nude
Geralt: engages in traditional romance with women
Link: romances two different members of the same royal family across one hundred years, all without uttering a word, and also they are both fish
Geralt: expert swordsman and mysterious spellcaster
Link: relentless maniac, hurling himself again and again after enemies with anything he can feasibly whack someone with, before killing them with a magic ipad so he can make potions from their organs
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