Scott Cawthon: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the scary pink robot
JK Rowling: so it’s a girl robot
Cawthon: well it’s a
Cawthon: it’s a robot
JK Rowling: yeah but is it a girl robot or a boy robot
Cawthon: it’s a robot

JK Rowling: I need to know if it’s a girl robot or a boy robot
Cawthon: it’s a robot
Rowling: yes but all robots are built as either boys or girls
Cawthon: it’s a robot
Rowling: girl robots are painted pink, bot robots are painted blue
Cawthon: it’s a robot

Koontz: so wait
Koontz: so if you paint a pink robot blue, then the girl robot becomes a boy?
Rowling:
Rowling: NO
Rowling: girl robots also have eyelashes

Rowling: NO repainting a robot won’t change its gender
Rowling: A robot’s gender is immutable
Rowling: it can't be changed anymore than a muggle could cast spells w bad muggle blood!
Koontz: what if a muggle got a blood transfusion from a wizard?
Rowling: That would never happen

Koontz: so the color doesn’t matter?
Rowling: YES OF COURSE THE COLOR MATTERS
Koontz: but
Rowling: the robot’s gender is determined at construction by
Rowling: uhh

Rowling: when you build a robot, you make it either a boy or a girl depending on its
Rowling: you know its
Barker: its what?
Rowling: itsssssssuhhhhh
Barker: say it
Rowling: its uh genitals

Barker: its genitals huh
Barker: so like
King: STOP
King: dean, cover your ears
King: ok go on
Barker: robo dicks and vag huh
Rowling: well of course it sounds stupid if you say it like that

Rowling: I don’t know why you don’t get this
King: can we just move on
King: this isn’t important to the story
Barker: that’s right
Barker: what IS important
Barker: do the robots shit?
Rowling: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Cawthon:
Cawthon: it’s a robot

Cawthon: why would a robot shit
King: he’s making fun of her for saying that wizards shit their pants
Cawthon: wizards shit their pants?
Rowling: all the time!
Rowling: but that’s a perfectly normal thing!
Rowling: not like genderless robots!!