"So you& #39;re saying Arnold @Schwarzenegger is..."
"An actual Terminator, yes."
"From the future?"
"No, no. James Cameron built him in & #39;84 so he wouldn& #39;t have to pay an actor. He& #39;s been renting him out ever since."
"They put a real Terminator on the set of Kindergarten Cop?"
"Yep."

"Where& #39;d he get the skin?"
"The what?"
"Arnold& #39;s human skin. Where& #39;d he get it?"
"Oh, funny story. It& #39;s Andy Kaufman& #39;s skin."
"What!?"
"Yeah. James won it in a poker game in & #39;81."
"But Kaufman was alive in 81."
"Who do you think he won it from?"

"So you& #39;re telling me an actual T-100 wearing Andy Kaufman& #39;s skin has been rented out to Hollywood for 30 years to do movies like Commando and Jingle All the Way."
"Don& #39;t forget Twins and Junior."
"Oh God, I did forget Twins and Junior."
"He almost killed Devito. Twice."

"Why the hell did Devito keep working with a cyborg trying to kill him?"
"That& #39;s actually a popular misconception. You see, a cyborg is an amalgamation of synthetic and organic parts. Take away either and it can& #39;t function. A Terminator works just fine without the skin."

"Fine, grammar Nazi, why did Devito keep working with a killer robot through two movies?"
"Are you kidding? Where else are you going to find a straight man in this town?"
"Okay, fair point."