Mars through the signs as asses: a thread

Aries ♈︎: tight and firm. big, round, muscular. think of a baseball/softball player

Taurus ♉︎: flat and wide. somewhat firm but not due to muscle. dimpled or with cellulite.

Gemini ♊︎: slight bump, but ultimately dependent on the size of the hips. not very tight, could have stretch marks.

Cancer ♋︎: fleshy and wide. somewhat formless, but noticeably round. great pillows.

Leo ♌︎: pretty big with a good balance of muscle and fat. round and a crowd-pleaser.

Virgo ♍︎: unimpressive but it’ll do. rounded but not “fat”.

Libra ♎︎: flat and small. soft, but basically thighs.

Scorpio ♏︎: just as muscular and firm as an Aries butt, but a little bit bigger. an ass that means business.

Sagittarius ♐︎: wide, fleshy, and shapely. possibility for stretch marks.

Capricorn ♑︎: firm, flatter than average, tight and square. a business casual booty.

Aquarius ♒︎: flat and narrow, not very noticeable.

Pisces ♓︎: smooth and fleshy. a cute lil handful.

this doesn’t take into account other factors that determine how strong Mars is in a natal chart so *results may vary*

MUTING THIS BEFORE YALL START TWEETING ASS PICS AT ME