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the moon entering capricorn on mother’s day is a cruel cosmic joke didn’t realize this needed to be said but this wasn’t a dunk on capricorn moons because transits and

how do i get a cancer moon to believe that i like them did i forget to mention that it was an 8th house moon too?

describe leo without saying “playful” challenge it’s so lazy to say leos are “childlike” and “playful” because of a 5H association

hey let’s start a thing! tweet three selfies of yourself, each where you look the most like one of your big three. i’ll start: 1) scorpio sun 2) aquarius moon

if anyone has a leo sun, aquarius moon, and sagittarius rising... will you marry me? these placements are not interchangeable btw not y’all asking if you’re eligible for my

i am procrastinating, so help me focus! if you have a three planet stellium (miss me with the outers), reply to this with them and i’ll tell you what a

Scorpio ♏︎: just as muscular and firm as an Aries butt, but a little bit bigger. an ass that means business. Sagittarius ♐︎: wide, fleshy, and shapely. possibility for stretch

Mars through the signs as asses: a thread Aries ♈︎: tight and firm. big, round, muscular. think of a baseball/softball player Taurus ♉︎: flat and wide. somewhat firm but

what i wish i knew before i bought my pendulum: a thread - literally anyone can do it. pendulums are probably one of the cheapest modern divination tools, and

i’m free all day so why not?reply to this with a yes or no question and your name and i’ll ask my pendulum :) tips are appreciated but not required