Will never forget one time I went on a date with one Abuja babe.

Volunteered to pick her up and she said she was driving. Came with a Land Cruiser Prado.

We split the bill even after I insisted on paying.

When it was time to leave, my own car no gree start.
Omoh, I opened bonnet and was looking at the engine as if I know what to do.

When she asked me what happened, I started explaining what I don’t even know

“The hydrator is not connecting well to the alternator so the injector is killing the battery” and she was nodding her head
I sha borrowed her battery to start my car.

She was now giving me advice. “Don’t turn off your car until you get home oh. Please go to the mechanic tomorrow morning”

My friend mind your business.
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