It's #DND time and just found out, mid-battle, that my character has had bagpipes all this time.
Muting the Zoom-microphone each time I want to eat a Dorito has made the act of Dorito-eating incredibly sensual.
I'm in the next room from the battle jamming out on the bagpipes and occasionally mocking hobgoblins to death.
Nice ruined castle you've got here. Shame if anyone cast Thunderwave in a really small room in it.
Twice.
Out of spell slots, appeasing a hungry tentacle monster by throwing it pieces of defeated hobgoblins. Pretty sure this is a war crime.
Technically I am in a room full of..."meat" so....??? Chances it imprints on me like a baby chick vs. chances it eats me? #DnD
I do not get eaten by the tentacles at this time.
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