Ok so my cat Tyranitar is adjusting super well to be an indoor cat & he's a good boi but last night he managed to DO A SNEAKY ESCAPE & the only reason I discovered him was because I was in my bedroom and I look out my window into the darkness and there is A CREATURE LOOKING BACK
Now here's the thing: my bedroom window is on the second floor. And there's no balcony or anything attached to it
There was a CREATURE FACE floating IN THE DARKNESS and my brain couldn't process what in the good fvck was happening
Anyway I opened the window and he came back in, all proud of himself for DEFYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS I GUESS
A TRICKY LAD
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