There’s a store called :”BJ’s”? HAHahahahahahahahahahaha. What are people doing in Middle America? Hahahaha. Just going and hitting pop the blowjob Costco? Haha

When I was in 3rd grade, me & my friend James wanted to be spies and we bought all of this ninja gear and put up posters everywhere in town for “BJ’s Spy Company” and I went home and @jeramiedreyfuss was listening to messages from people being like “I WANT TO BOOK A BLOWJOB SPY"

And then I called James and was like “we need to take these signs down, my mom is mad, also something about BJ is making people laugh I don’t know” and I ran like the mile into the town square to take them down and they were gone but this cop was like “are you the BJ boy?"

And I was like “oh maybe”
“it’s illegal to post signs here”
“oh sorry we just wanted to offer our services as spies and bodyguards”
“really bad idea”
“I see that now. Do you know how best to tell people about our services?”
“Go home”
“Ok thanks"

@jeramiedreyfuss mom remember when I came home to the pines and you were listening to the messages about hiring the blowjob spy service?

I feel sorry for kids now and days who have helicopter parents and aren’t allowed to just run wild and unsupervised at 10 and get into trouble.

Apparently I offended the BJ Wholesale club hive or whatever. Shut the fuck up. Leave me alone. I don’t care where this blow job store is.

“Oh no he disrespected the geographic expansion of the blowjob wholesale mart"