FULL HOUSE is filmed before a live studio audience.
DANNY: DJ, have you seen your sister Stephanie?
DJ: Not since she started worshiping that obelisk that appeared in our yard.
DANNY: Well, at least found something she& #39;ll get up early for.
Audience laughs.
DJ: dad I& #39;m worried

STEPHANIE enters the room.
STEPHANIE: Dad, can I have a ride to the mall?
DANNY: Sure, honey! Unless you& #39;re going to hang out with those cultist friends of yours.
STEPHANIE throws her skull crown to the floor.
STEPHANIE: I& #39;m THIRTEEN. I can worship the Dread Whisperer if I want!

DANNY and JOEY are playing basketball outside.
DANNY: All STEPHANIE wants to talk about is the Dread Whisperer and the Night Dance.
JOEY: Well, DANNY, we had our own deities growing up. Remember Orthoxx?
DANNY: No, don& #39;t say his name!
JOEY collapses to the ground, vomiting snakes

Uncle JESSE enters his room.
JESSE: Hey Becks, you heard about this Dread Whisperer the kids are talking about?
BECKY: Oh sure! You just say “O Soothing Void, free me from this mortal prison” and—
BECKY’s head explodes in a twisting morass of obsidian briars.
JESSE: Have mercy.