About to start my Lord of the Rings marathon. 12hrs in total. Day 1.
"Victory was near...but the power of the ring could not be undone.
It was in this moment, when all hope at faded, that Isildur, son of the king took up his father's sword"
"A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to" - Gandalf

A lot of yall think you are wizards. 😑
"Always remember Frodo, the ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found"
Seeing Saruman The White speaking so innocently to Gandalf whilst listening to Gandalf's secret plan and knowing how shady he becomes later.
Samwise Gamgee. The real MVP. Proper "Ride or Die"
"Did you hear that? Rivendell. We're going to see the elves."
"What about second breakfast?"
"I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip"

"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?"

Yesses, I'd be rich as a chef if I was a hobbit 😔
Enter the elves.
"Ride hard, don't look back" 👀
Liv Tyler. Yes please.
"Oh I am sorry Frodo, I was delayed" - Gandalf underplaying how he nearly got murdered by Saruman.
Isildur was the cause of all this and could have destroyed the ring and the elves are still pissed off at men. Ain't having none of it.
"Men? Men are weak"
"This is no mere ranger. He is Aragon, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance"
"One does not simply walk into Mordor" feels like this sentence is missing a "dumbasses" at the end.
"9 companions. So be it! You shall be...The Fellowship of The Ring"
Gotta respect the Hobbit's focus on eating well. You've got a whole army of orcs and dead things chasing you and you still make time to fry bacon and sausages.
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