I've decided to calculate exactly how long after their excellent adventure with Bill and Ted each historical figure died a horrific death. Here are the results. <1/?>
After having a most excellent time with Bill and Ted, Billy the Kid was returned back to New Mexico in the year 1879. 2 years later he was shot in the chest at the age of 22.
Socrates, seen here gliding on his stomach at the San Dimas Mall, died 11 years later after drinking poison.
Joan of Arc was burned at the stake for heresy 2 years after discovering her passion for aerobics.
After finishing this giant ice cream sundae, Napoleon Bonaparte lived another 16 years before dying a slow death from a stomach ulcer.
Sigmund Freud lived a long life after assisting Bill and Ted with their chores; it would be another 38 years before he would die of a fatal morphine overdose.
Ludwig Von Beethoven, seen here rocking out at a San Dimas mall, died 17 years later of cirrhosis of the liver.
After scrubbing this toilet, Genghis Khan would rule for another 18 years before succumbing to injuries from falling off a horse.
Finally, Abraham Lincoln was shot in the head at point blank range just 2 short years after telling a room full of high school students to "Party on, dudes!"
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