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Jesse McLaren
McJesse
I was a PA on The Apprentice which feels like saying “I went to art school with Hitler”. To be honest, it was the least amount work I’ve ever had
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First time in my life I realized Baskin Robbins’ logo has a 31 in it. For context, I used to work at a Baskin Robbins. I deleted an earlier version
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I've decided to calculate exactly how long after their excellent adventure with Bill and Ted each historical figure died a horrific death. Here are the results. After having a
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What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name? Mine is Jesse’s Girl which is about A GUY WHO WANTS TO *STEAL* JESSE’S GIRL. Screw that guy.
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