special delivery. my new career as a chipfluencer begins today
someone get me these damn chips PLEASE https://twitter.com/zappschips/status/1215634572043595777?s=21 https://twitter.com/ZappsChips/status/1215634572043595777
took a gamble on this flavor today but it paid off. these are like the closest American equivalent to the good Japanese honey butter chips. #chipfluencer
Tapatío Doritos, yes, excellence, haven’t tried the Pop before https://twitter.com/sorrymomdotgov/status/1221259815734824960?s=21 https://twitter.com/SorryMomDotGov/status/1221259815734824960
truly elite pita chips by Brothers Products, based out of Garden Grove, CA: they come to farmers markets all around Southern California. the masterful touch here is lemon pepper. even better with the Brothers’ mindblowing sun-dried tomato and garlic dip
special ordered a box of the new @ZappsChips 👀 and that was the right move. Evil Eye is kinda the New Orleans answer to the Flamin’ Hot flavor dust: bright red, sweet and delicate chili heat, utterly addictive
a good-ass chip, love the tang. issue was i overdosed on these as soon as i had access to them so it’s been a minute since i went back. also seemed more widely available in NorCal than here in LA https://twitter.com/clarencerosario/status/1224546441407975424?s=21 https://twitter.com/clarencerosario/status/1224546441407975424
much to think about https://twitter.com/owmyglasses/status/1224785239072886784
shout out to @SunChips for their robust garden salsa flavor AND getting that coveted @smashmouth follow. straight killing it
popped into a gas station on Vine and discovered a whole line of RAP SNACKS. all looked awesome but you know i can’t resist deep southern heat. gotta try all these now @RapSnacksNow #chipfluencer
listen i would do anything for these essentially perfect Japanese Pringles with a CHIP RIDING AN ONION UNICYCLE on the can
good analysis here. I just tried Cardi’s other flavor (jerk BBQ) and think it’s nicely innovative but still regret not buying the alt https://twitter.com/formerfloozy/status/1236822184053653505?s=21 https://twitter.com/formerfloozy/status/1236822184053653505
so far in this thread I’ve given generally positive critiques of chips. so let me now warn you about a few DISASTROUS selections:
for reasons I don’t fully understand, regular baked cheetos are amazing. possibly even better than standard cheetos. BUT the baked flamin’ hot are just VILE, an insult to the flamin’ hot family. avoid
these chips are practically everywhere, but they're a hard "no" from me at this point. critically low flavor success rate, terrible texture/crumbliness (and pretty greasy besides), plus they had the gall to adopt "kettle" as a brand name. do not be fooled by their prevalence!!!
like baked cheetos, the "simply" ruffles are better than they have any right to be. so i figured the "simply" lay's would help me understand why celebs love plain lay's ( https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/national-potato-chip-day-see-celebrities-snacking/tk-7-218/). unfortunately, they are about as boring as their parent chip
here's a true abomination. i like chex mix, and i like spicy pickles, but when i bit into one of the glowing green squares pictured here: think of Proust's madeleines, except it's an unprecedented taste that floods you with every regret you've ever had. also it was... chewy
we do have miss vickie's and i'm never satisfied with them either but i think it's a better chip in terms of structure (it's got the crunch). their salt and vinegar has sufficed here and there https://twitter.com/LiamShitter/status/1237442873685086208
damn the east coast opinion jumped out https://twitter.com/inthefade/status/1237444292047785985
oh, since i never reviewed these:
-"more cool ranch": wasn't tasting any additional coolness
-flamin' hot limon doritos: tasty but a bit intense for mindless snacking
-cheddar cheetos popcorn: not bad, nothing special
-flamin' hot cheetos popcorn: no https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1217878131740008448
overall, i should note that while i love flamin' hot seasoning, i believe we are testing the limits of which snacks need flamin' hot variants. i mean, is anything gonna top these?
think i had a stale bag of these a while back so reserving judgment. would try again because in theory this flav should bang https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1237447403323699201
had a deep addiction to these for a couple years. not ready to ride the dragon again https://twitter.com/matt_T/status/1237451241782984706
my panic-buying is focused on snacks, so i finally tried Anthony Davis’ lime & jalapeño Ruffles. damn tasty tho it takes your brain a sec to reconcile the texture with this flavor profile—the result is a creamy note that registers like guacamole. would happily eat again
i continue to have conflicted feelings about Lay's. often their flavors are on point, but the delicate, shattery chip is directly counter to my tastes. by the time you get halfway through a bag it's just crumbs. but the dill pickle is pleasingly tart and addictive
extremely RARE bag of nacho Bugles (which ain’t bad, for the record) promoting a horror movie that has been delayed by coronavirus
probably my #1 chip and it’s difficult to imagine anything surpassing it in this lifetime https://twitter.com/yourbffkevin/status/1241447149172375553?s=21 https://twitter.com/yourBFFkevin/status/1241447149172375553
Chex Mix continues to be, well, a mixed bag. decent heat here, as advertised, it just isn’t that savory or evenly distributed. and can any version of this product be truly complete without the rye chips? not that I’ve seen
bout to take out a high-interest loan to buy a 1907 box of triscuits at auction and eat every one of those stale dusty crackers in one sitting while i watch old episodes of BattleBots on youtube https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/1242968548949004288
we can’t even discuss this until you get “ketchup” off there. be serious https://twitter.com/_matty_h_/status/1246596389607530496?s=21 https://twitter.com/_matty_h_/status/1246596389607530496
however if i MUST pick from this wack selection i'm going 1) all dressed ruffles 2) cool ranch doritios 3) sweet chili doritos
just housed a bag of the Tapatío Doritos. god they’re perfect
had my doubts about these, but i can admit when i’m wrong: the kettle crunch makes a nice combo with the flamin’ sizzle you know and love. not unlike the Zapp’s Evil Eye, though less sweet and more of a salty/buttery finish
as a guy who likes a lot of foods better when they’re burnt i was PUMPED to find these. loving this char. don’t wanna go back to the old cheez-its. (bonus dissenting @Madeline_Gobbo review: “eh, not my thing”)
more importantly, what kind of chips does he have on the side there https://twitter.com/davidlsims/status/1249522663011344386
I approve of this slightly chaotic, savory crouton-like snack
the wavy jalapeño pringles aren't very good. you can skip 'em
fundamentally, the idea here is kind of perverse. but what can i say, it works
snacking on something tWiStEdd
Lays used to make a really good chip like this (they used the term “lattice-cut” to make it fancier) but I haven’t seen em in a long time. so I’m all in on the generic CVS version. strong pepper game
going on record as liking these and also the Nashville hot chicken flavor. Lay’s is cracking into the meat market
stopped in a favorite minimart that’s always well-stocked with arguably the greatest chip of all time 🐐 🍯 🧈
thrilled to revisit the Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos, which seem sadly absent from the LA market. easily a #2 variant after the Salsa Verde, with TapatĂ­o a close third
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