I hope they fuckin’ roller skate around Los Angeles taking selfies at Runyon Canyon on Christmas Day and Doria makes Meghan’s fav foods bc the tabloids are gonna shit a BRICK OF RAGE so go all out, my darlings!! https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1194676770777305089

Get some temporary tatts, go to a Lana concert, Meghan gets a sidecut, they wind up buying a place in Silver Lake, just really fuck with the Sun and the DM.

(My actual prediction is they are going to go stay w Oprah in Hawaii at her compound.)

Harry has never gotten to experience a home with good central heating and air before, this will be such a nice change for him from the constant battle against black mold and horrible drafts.