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A BRAND NEW ZODIAC WHERE THE SIGNS ARE NOW CHARACTERS FROM HOMESTAR RUNNER: THE ULTIMATE MILLENNIAL ZODIAC
A THREAD
A THREAD
HOMESTAR RUNNER (Mar 21-Apr 19)
-EVERYBODY EVERYBODY
-always the arbiter of what& #39;s great like you know COOL TAPES and stuff
-never annoying
-the life of every party
-an expert on most things
-why would anyone not love you, you& #39;re awesome
-funny, smart, talented, perfect
-EVERYBODY EVERYBODY
-always the arbiter of what& #39;s great like you know COOL TAPES and stuff
-never annoying
-the life of every party
-an expert on most things
-why would anyone not love you, you& #39;re awesome
-funny, smart, talented, perfect
STRONG MAD (Apr 20-May 20)
-a simple soul, with simple needs and simple emotions
-YOU LIKE THE CHEAT
-BREAKIN& #39; STUFF
-YOU DON& #39;T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR
-you love your friends & punching
-maybe you& #39;re a wrestler? Idk
-not as scary as you appear to be https://images.app.goo.gl/NepUAxLFa3FeACwm9">https://images.app.goo.gl/NepUAxLFa...
-a simple soul, with simple needs and simple emotions
-YOU LIKE THE CHEAT
-BREAKIN& #39; STUFF
-YOU DON& #39;T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR
-you love your friends & punching
-maybe you& #39;re a wrestler? Idk
-not as scary as you appear to be https://images.app.goo.gl/NepUAxLFa3FeACwm9">https://images.app.goo.gl/NepUAxLFa...
HOMSAR (May 21-Jun 20)
-No one& #39;s quite sure what you are
-can do weird things like...levitate. and clone yourself. and shapeshift
-You may have won the Powerball?
-it can occasionally be hard to understand what you& #39;re saying
-you seem to operate on a very different wavelength
-No one& #39;s quite sure what you are
-can do weird things like...levitate. and clone yourself. and shapeshift
-You may have won the Powerball?
-it can occasionally be hard to understand what you& #39;re saying
-you seem to operate on a very different wavelength
STRONG SAD (Jun 21-Jul 22)
-a poetic soul with lots of talent & a strong desire for self expression
-good taste in music
-a fan of lurking
-enjoys talking but mostly to things like walls and trees
-can be overly emotional
-and sensitive
-very sensitive https://images.app.goo.gl/DzXpZNaAP6uiKTFK7">https://images.app.goo.gl/DzXpZNaAP...
-a poetic soul with lots of talent & a strong desire for self expression
-good taste in music
-a fan of lurking
-enjoys talking but mostly to things like walls and trees
-can be overly emotional
-and sensitive
-very sensitive https://images.app.goo.gl/DzXpZNaAP6uiKTFK7">https://images.app.goo.gl/DzXpZNaAP...
STRONG BAD (Jul 23-Aug 22)
-enjoys hobbies like reading emails, drawing comics, dancing, beating ppl up, making other ppl feel bad about themselves
-not very patient
-maybe overestimates your abilities
-wait there& #39;s no possible way to overestimate yourself
-you are the greatest
-enjoys hobbies like reading emails, drawing comics, dancing, beating ppl up, making other ppl feel bad about themselves
-not very patient
-maybe overestimates your abilities
-wait there& #39;s no possible way to overestimate yourself
-you are the greatest
KING OF TOWN (Aug 23-Sep 22)
-you are a wise and just ruler (in your own head mostly)
-you like food. A lot.
-you can be very self-conscious and a bit vindictive
-no you did not try to eat your own mustache
-you have a weakness for fishsticks
-you earned your crown! maybe!
-you are a wise and just ruler (in your own head mostly)
-you like food. A lot.
-you can be very self-conscious and a bit vindictive
-no you did not try to eat your own mustache
-you have a weakness for fishsticks
-you earned your crown! maybe!
COACH Z (Sep 23-Oct 22)
-upbeat & encouraging
-caring & kind
-down w/the Wu-Tang Clan
-doesn& #39;t know what basketball is
-Sporkin& #39; of sprots, you& #39;re not the best airthlete
-still, it& #39;s important for you to do a good Jorb/Jaerb/Jarb/Joerghb/Jaeoreorb https://images.app.goo.gl/qbjqzzunJP7efVm38">https://images.app.goo.gl/qbjqzzunJ...
-upbeat & encouraging
-caring & kind
-down w/the Wu-Tang Clan
-doesn& #39;t know what basketball is
-Sporkin& #39; of sprots, you& #39;re not the best airthlete
-still, it& #39;s important for you to do a good Jorb/Jaerb/Jarb/Joerghb/Jaeoreorb https://images.app.goo.gl/qbjqzzunJP7efVm38">https://images.app.goo.gl/qbjqzzunJ...
THE CHEAT (Oct 23-Nov 21)
-NO RULE IS SOLID
-not ashamed of your many, many vices
-explode-y
-tough as nails
-knows your friends have your back so you& #39;re not afraid to fight anyone/anything
-never backs down
-ALWAYS READY TO THROW DOWN
-intense https://images.app.goo.gl/HaBL2H7j3hfXpZs96">https://images.app.goo.gl/HaBL2H7j3...
-NO RULE IS SOLID
-not ashamed of your many, many vices
-explode-y
-tough as nails
-knows your friends have your back so you& #39;re not afraid to fight anyone/anything
-never backs down
-ALWAYS READY TO THROW DOWN
-intense https://images.app.goo.gl/HaBL2H7j3hfXpZs96">https://images.app.goo.gl/HaBL2H7j3...
BUBS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
-a jack-of-all-trades
-a born salesperson who isn& #39;t above using shady methods to assure a sale
-loves music and dancing
-though you appear lovable and funny, you have a dark past & you MAY OR MAY NOT have killed a man
-a good friend
-if ppl buy ur stuff
-a jack-of-all-trades
-a born salesperson who isn& #39;t above using shady methods to assure a sale
-loves music and dancing
-though you appear lovable and funny, you have a dark past & you MAY OR MAY NOT have killed a man
-a good friend
-if ppl buy ur stuff
POM POM (Dec 22-Jan 19)
-seems quiet at first but actually has a lot to say
-hangs around with all sorts of people
-enjoys variety
-has a deep abiding interest in film
-mostly chill but does LOVE TO FIGHT
-actually really cool
-can occasionally leave people behind for COOLER ppl
-seems quiet at first but actually has a lot to say
-hangs around with all sorts of people
-enjoys variety
-has a deep abiding interest in film
-mostly chill but does LOVE TO FIGHT
-actually really cool
-can occasionally leave people behind for COOLER ppl
MARZIPAN (Jan 20-Feb 18)
-very interested in social justice
-has a strong desire to help everyone and everything
-not always patient with others
-can sometimes go a bit too far with your helping
-very empathetic
-loves making music
-a true artist https://images.app.goo.gl/PQo5LHm34th5txvH6">https://images.app.goo.gl/PQo5LHm34...
-very interested in social justice
-has a strong desire to help everyone and everything
-not always patient with others
-can sometimes go a bit too far with your helping
-very empathetic
-loves making music
-a true artist https://images.app.goo.gl/PQo5LHm34th5txvH6">https://images.app.goo.gl/PQo5LHm34...
THE POOPSMITH (Feb 19-Mar 20)
-A TRUE MYSTERY
-AN ENIGMA
-WHO ARE YOU?
-WHY DID YOU TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE?
-WHAT IS YOUR REAL JOB?
-DO YOU CARE EVERYONE ELSE IS KINDA LOWKEY DISGUSTED BY YOU?
-WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD
-WHAT HORRORS HAVE YOU SEEN
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-A TRUE MYSTERY
-AN ENIGMA
-WHO ARE YOU?
-WHY DID YOU TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE?
-WHAT IS YOUR REAL JOB?
-DO YOU CARE EVERYONE ELSE IS KINDA LOWKEY DISGUSTED BY YOU?
-WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD
-WHAT HORRORS HAVE YOU SEEN
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The saddest moment of my life was when someone stole my Homestar hoodie during my first homecoming weekend at college
I HAVE NEVER RECOVERED
I HAVE NEVER RECOVERED
I WANT THAT HOODIE BACK
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