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A BRAND NEW ZODIAC WHERE THE SIGNS ARE NOW THE MUPPETS!!!!
FOZZIE BEAR (Mar 21-Apr 19)
-a born performer
-an unfailing optimist who always looks on the bright side
-isn't disheartened by failure
-in fact failure is just a step toward success
-a wonderful friend
-always super supportive of others
-can be a little much
-no "off" switch
-a born performer
-an unfailing optimist who always looks on the bright side
-isn't disheartened by failure
-in fact failure is just a step toward success
-a wonderful friend
-always super supportive of others
-can be a little much
-no "off" switch
ANIMAL (Apr 20-May 20)
-very in tune with the natural world
-a creature of few words
-not very quiet however
-the life of every party
-also kiiiiiiinda the death of every party too
-has A LOT OF ENERGY
-enjoys making a fuss and being the center of attention
-very in tune with the natural world
-a creature of few words
-not very quiet however
-the life of every party
-also kiiiiiiinda the death of every party too
-has A LOT OF ENERGY
-enjoys making a fuss and being the center of attention
THE SWEDISH CHEF (May 21-Jun 20)
-fery creetife-a und villeeng tu ixperiment
-uneffreed ouff mekeeng a meesteke
-Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue
-Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn
-bork! bork! bork!
-Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha
-fery creetife-a und villeeng tu ixperiment
-uneffreed ouff mekeeng a meesteke
-Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue
-Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn
-bork! bork! bork!
-Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha
BEAKER (Jun 21-Jul 22)
-ANXIOUS
-A N X I O U S
-always waiting for something to go wrong
-unfortunately something usually does go wrong
-can be taken advantage of by others quiet easily
-talented & smart but insecure
-afraid of pretty much everything
-for good reason though
-ANXIOUS
-A N X I O U S
-always waiting for something to go wrong
-unfortunately something usually does go wrong
-can be taken advantage of by others quiet easily
-talented & smart but insecure
-afraid of pretty much everything
-for good reason though
MISS PIGGY (Jul 23-Aug 22)
-C O N F I D E N T
-take-charge
-gets super frustrated when others aren't up to your high standards
-if you want something done right, do it yourself
-not afraid to let your feelings be known
-can be bossy and, er, kinda pushy
-some secret insecurity
-C O N F I D E N T
-take-charge
-gets super frustrated when others aren't up to your high standards
-if you want something done right, do it yourself
-not afraid to let your feelings be known
-can be bossy and, er, kinda pushy
-some secret insecurity
KERMIT (Aug 23-Sep 22)
-a bit naive
-a born people-pleaser
-tries to remain in control but not exactly good at it
-can be an effective leader sometimes
-wants everyone to get along
-can be shy and reticent
-but also determined in pursuing success
-lots of good ideas
-a bit naive
-a born people-pleaser
-tries to remain in control but not exactly good at it
-can be an effective leader sometimes
-wants everyone to get along
-can be shy and reticent
-but also determined in pursuing success
-lots of good ideas
SCOOTER (Sep 23-Oct 22)
-super smart but not the best when it comes to social situations
-book smart but not at your best out in the real world
-never really knows what to say
-has a bad habit of inadvertently making things worse
-really determined to help friends
-tries ur best
-super smart but not the best when it comes to social situations
-book smart but not at your best out in the real world
-never really knows what to say
-has a bad habit of inadvertently making things worse
-really determined to help friends
-tries ur best
ROWLF (Nov 22-Dec 21)
-has been everywhere and done a bit of everything
-lots of stories to tell
-very chill and laid back
-doesn't want to get involved in any conflicts
-prefers letting things just settle themselves rather than interfering
-a good friend but can be passive
-has been everywhere and done a bit of everything
-lots of stories to tell
-very chill and laid back
-doesn't want to get involved in any conflicts
-prefers letting things just settle themselves rather than interfering
-a good friend but can be passive
SAM THE EAGLE (Dec 22-Jan 19)
-organized to a fault
-cares a lot about doing things the right way
-a strong moral center
-not a lot of tolerance for tomfoolery or lollygagging
-can be bossy but it also super effective
-knows how to get the job done
-can be kinda stuffy though
-organized to a fault
-cares a lot about doing things the right way
-a strong moral center
-not a lot of tolerance for tomfoolery or lollygagging
-can be bossy but it also super effective
-knows how to get the job done
-can be kinda stuffy though
GONZO (Jan 20-Feb 18)
-experimental
-super understanding
-non-judgmental
-can see the world from almost every point of view
-isn't ashamed to be yourself
-doesn't see a reason to hide your more eccentric side
-a good friend no matter if others think your friends are weird
-WEIRD
-experimental
-super understanding
-non-judgmental
-can see the world from almost every point of view
-isn't ashamed to be yourself
-doesn't see a reason to hide your more eccentric side
-a good friend no matter if others think your friends are weird
-WEIRD
DR. TEETH & THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (Feb 19-Mar 20)
-talented & tireless
-really dependent on your friends
-can make anything happen if you try hard enough
-can be kinda silly/airheaded/strung out
-but it's all good
-your chillness is part of your allure
-everything should be legal
-talented & tireless
-really dependent on your friends
-can make anything happen if you try hard enough
-can be kinda silly/airheaded/strung out
-but it's all good
-your chillness is part of your allure
-everything should be legal
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Ahhhh for some reason the tweet with Scorpio's Muppet is missing??? I don't know what happened because I can see it but TWITTER IS WEIRD so anyway here it is:
https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1193628590899957760
https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1193628590899957760
Lemme know if you can see it after clicking the link. ALSO CHECK OUT MY OTHER ZODIACS! https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1094654836920983552
