The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don’t think they could pull it off
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The numbers above account for all Scots and all house cats in the world. That’s 114 cats per EVERY Scot already. My opinion is that around 30 cats could kill an able bodied human. Takeaway all of the people that don’t really stand a chance against even fewer cats
People such as the very old, the very young, people in comas and so on. Before you know it the guys able to fight off an above average amount of cats are fighting off 200+ maybe even more
The cats have done it. They’ve conquered the highlands. Now what?
Now you’ve got 600 million cats from all over the world in close proximity. Cats breed fast. The cat population will surge exponentially. They’ll stay put for a short while. But after a year or two you’re gonna have a population of cats well over 3 billion
And they’ve outgrown Scotland. They need to expand. 3 billion cats gives each Brit 50 cats to handle and now you’ve got another war on your hands. The cats abilities to reproduce are much faster than ours. They will kill us faster than we can get new soldiers to fighting age
The war against the UK would be more prepared than the Scots and this would wage for some time
Once the cats have ultimately defeated the brits they will run rampant feasting on their spoils and breeding until one of them discovers the Euro tunnel
Now the cats have infiltrated the continent. They’ve found France. The french will surrender immediately. Now the cats have the french on their side. They have vehicles, medicine, resources
All hail the cat overlords. They can not be stopped.
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