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Disney are remaking Home Alone. This is a petition for them to re-cast 38 year old Macauley Culkin as 9 year old Kevin McCallister and have nobody in the film

The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off

Been wondering which animal would be most improved by the addition of wings. There are so many variables though and the decision is taking serious contemplation Cos first I’m thinking