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Coworker: Hey Hazel there’s a package for you.
Me: Huh I wasn’t expecting anything. I wonder what it is.
Me: Huh I wasn’t expecting anything. I wonder what it is.
Wait, I
NO!!!!!
WHO DID THIS
I DIDN& #39;T ORDER THIS WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
i& #39;m fuckin crying from embarassment i had to open this in an empty meeting room so no one would see it
I NEARLY OPENED IT IN THE LOBBY UNTIL I SAW THE RECEIPT
I earnestly have no clue who sent this to me and it could have been literally anybody who& #39;s read my tweets in the last six months HOW HAVE I BEEN HOISTED SO HIGH BY MY OWN PETARD?
I actually howled when I realized what it was. Like a full-throated scream of emotional pain.
Whatever hornt you put out into the world will come back to you threefold.
i will never recover from this
who did this to me
why
who did this to me
why
A coworker just said hi as they walked past and I jumped and said WHAT? and they’re like “nothing?”
I am moments away from being found out
I am moments away from being found out
