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Entrapta's hyperfixations fuckin.... it me. Her stopping EVERYTHING because she needs a particular tool for ONE task that isn't even that important but IS mildly distracting? me. Like, now she

I watched ATLA as a teenager and it remains one of the best children's cartoons I've seen, but it still stings that after all of Katara's strength and heart and

Just say women deserve to be abused over their fiction preferences. It’ll save everyone a lot of time. Like seriously whose abusive relationship began as sworn enemies. Please tell me.

i... im excited for the one year anniversary of that thread

I love when I talk about how TRoS failed narratively in its choice to kill Ben Solo and then a hundred very boring people try to make a counterpoint by

I could have forgiven so many of TRoS's sins if Ben Solo had survived. I really could have. It still hurts that Leia Organa and Han Solo's only son died

Coworker: Hey Hazel there’s a package for you. Me: Huh I wasn’t expecting anything. I wonder what it is. Wait, I NO!!!!! WHO DID THIS I DIDN'T ORDER THIS WHICH

the saddest part is that taka & sumi were the exact kind of people that alucard killed his own father to protect, and now alucard gets why dracula locked himself

“Enemies to lovers is abusive that’s not a heathy relationship” ok thanks for clarifying I was going to fall for the first man who engaged me in a swordfight to

??? ??? ?? A stranger quote tweeted one of my Castevania shitposts to mock the show and when I told them not to use my tweets to blast one of