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I'm sure most of you have seen that NYTimes article about how the U.S. probably won't reach herd immunity, and so I did some ~digging bc the NYT loves to

when I tell y'all that @emelineohara and I fought Jacob Frey when he walked past us during the middle of our dinner...he told us to speak respectfully and I went,

I forgot to tell y'all. I woke up at 5am because I felt something on my chest. in my half-asleep state, I brushed my hand across my chest and picked