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sorry to be serious for a bit but trans surgeries are lifesaving. there isn't another word for it. i am here because of it. there is both safety and personal

if i had followed my dreams and started a 72-hole mini golf facility in cave creek AZ i could be riding out this pandemic all alone in my failed desert

"hopefully we're entertaining people, we miss baseball" says trevor bauer on the kbo broadcast of live baseball THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT i get that the dinos are up 4 runs

i'm gonna end up throwing some cash at the dude primarying pelosi even if i don't know if he can win just because her actions over the last month have

if you were to rank all dumplings globally i don't think pierogis even crack the top 40. you basically have to scale your rankings down to just europe and north

mayo is a valid hot dog condiment. let the world burn, i am ready to defend this i cannot be ratioed. i dedicate this tweet to sonoran dogs

i'm sorry but this is the weirdest thing i have ever seen in my life i would get this more if you were a snob who had to have your

so is it fair to say that after 15 years as the intellectual darlings of capital, the only thing big tech could do during this crisis was rebrand cpap machines,