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I love so much that someone has clearly looked at a rubble chute on a building site and gone, “Y’know what, I reckon...”https://twitter.com/david_chippa/status/1260256944213893120 so you go down quite slowly literally
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thaaaat’s not what happenedhttps://twitter.com/achutneyferret/status/1254063513502433282 lmaohttps://twitter.com/achutneyferret/status/1254092186628640769?s=21 https://twitter.com/achutneyferret/status/1254092186628640769 nohttps://twitter.com/achutn
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People like defending landlords more than they even like *being* landlordshttps://twitter.com/cyborggrandpa/status/1253652166058717185 strangest feature of thishttps://twitter.com/aliceavizandum/status/1253625326380494849?s=21 https://twitter.com/ali
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about a million people with bios like ‘uwu punch a h*ckin nazi’ suddenly discovering politics that involve hostility and denouncing it to everyone they can think of right now if
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at the end of September 2016, The LEGO™ Group made a terrible, shattering mistake on the 26th of September in North America, and the 30th in Europe, they released set
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this is objectively the funniest website in existence ‘whiteness is when you get mad at me’ is like a stupidpol definition
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I think a lot of people know intellectually how recent the AIDS crisis was in America, but not that it was so recent that we’re talking about the same people
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JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticusHOT LADY: thats right[she tries to kill John Wick] GUY WHO PLAYED
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added to list of things to hate about the Dutch: Bauhaus sirenshttps://twitter.com/yatiyoseima/status/1250052245166555137 thinking about how sirens have accents. tell me this doesn’t sound french to youhttps://youtu.be/tcKlq7_cOkw the Italian o
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I have been saying privately since Corbyn got owned that I didn’t think the American left was ready for the ratfucking it was going to get Because we weren’t in
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did you know that the ctrl alt del guy is still making ctrl alt dels regularly equipped with that knowledge, I bring you ‘asexual Ethan tries to confront his abusive
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he is now doing thirst traps a day to brighten your quarantine. thread to followhttps://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1241040113494380546 day 2: get stepped on day 3: he has a riding crop and a Bond
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