I love so much that someone has clearly looked at a rubble chute on a building site and gone, “Y’know what, I reckon...” https://twitter.com/david_chippa/status/1260256944213893120

so you go down quite slowly literally just because it gives you a big hugbox squeeze, as shown in this video which has really unfortunate Amigara Fault vibes

I do not want to go down The Vore Tube

this apparently works in theory on buildings up to 105m. I dunno what happens if you try it on a 106m building

anyway I love to be extruded from the fire like a cheese string

meanwhile, this was one Russian company’s solution to the problem

I think both are a little optimistic but I especially don’t like the idea of doing a static line jump off a burning building and then trying to like dodge flaming debris with my canopy like fucking Medal of Honor

This rescues one person so the ground at the base of the building is gonna look like fucking Market Garden I guess

there’s an FDNY video I somehow ended up seeing of 9/11 where they’re like, okay we gotta not go into this whole plaza area because people are falling on it. and then every thirty seconds or so somebody comes down like a bullet. like that but with more burning parachutes

THE LONGEST ONE IN USE IS 165M
https://twitter.com/goalcam/status/1260513290666438657?s=21 https://twitter.com/goalcam/status/1260513290666438657

I don’t want to be the guy who has to clean out the tube that is just 100% corpses stacked on top of each other. Like a stairwell but worse

what else we got. well you could rappel down the side of the - and I cannot stress this enough- burning building

it’s fine, just rappel past that part

okay what else. well uhhhh you like platformers

what if we made a firefighting lift less useful

what if we made a stairwell less useful