he is now doing thirst traps a day to brighten your quarantine. thread to follow https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1241040113494380546

day 2: get stepped on

day 3: he has a riding crop and a Bond villain fleece

day 4: THAT’S MY JACKET

day 5: stonks

day 6: he has gone from stealing my jacket to stealing my sword

day 7: he’s being butch

day 8: trying to decide if I should cover for him by saying - truthfully - that it’s in the original German, or then add that it’s my copy, and my reading glasses

day 9: when I asked what I should caption this he just said ‘ANDROGYNE’ in a loud drag queen voice

day 10: he is holding my airsoft gun with his pinkie out like it is a cup of tea

day 11: he has been watching tiger king

day 12: trying to channel my inner Carl Van Vechten

day 13: I really gotta get some kind of shelf for my GP-5s

day 14: THAT’S MY DRESS

day 15: marlene dietrich headass

day 16: noooo you can’t keep stealing my clothes that’s an east german hat it doesn’t go with a soviet football shirterino nooooo

day 17: I am going to put a lock on my hat box