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Jenn -is a forking- חדוה
MuddyPenguins
Hi #jtwitter,Please give me some healthy recipes/alternatives to matzo that don't include kitnyot or nuts (all nuts, I am annoyingly allergic to ALL nuts.) Everyone has been so generous with
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Nat
unfortunatalie
I've started keeping those weird sad little warm bags of sweaty chopped onions that arrive with Indian takeaway for no reason and freezing them in a big bag of chopped
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gray (see)
plaincrash
ok i know this is going to sound Controversial but there is too much chocolate in my trail mix and it’s infuriating WHERE ARE THE NUTS “where are the nuts”
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Hyoie
Hyoie
List of nuts. Top-tier 1. Almonds2. Brazil nuts3. PistachiosMid-tier4. Peanuts5. Cashews6. Hazelnuts Low-tier 7. Walnuts8. Coconut (get out of here you're not a nut) Some important things to note. 1.
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Dr. Jay Wrigley
KetoDocCLT
1/3Good news bad news unfortunate truth here. Bad news : Dairy products, Nuts & Alcohol become the nemesis of Peri & Menopausal women wanting to get lean. * Most Dairy
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Gaétan🇧🇪🇨🇦🌎💕☄️ ®
ftblgaetan
The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.That’s 6000
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T_p R_ck B_ng
25th_Prestige
A few people have asked me recently "how do you store your tannerite and nuts and bolts together?".Being the helpful guy that I am, I decided to do a quick
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Onye Nkuzi
cchukudebelu
Vietnam exports rice to Nigeria. Nigeria exports cashew nuts to Vietnam.Nigeria wants to shut its market to imported Vietnamese rice - and believes that Vietnam cannot retaliate by buying less
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𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 (tré era)
bcttervoff
WHY I THINK ARIANA IS ACTUALLY A SQUIRREL;; a thread 1. there are no pictures of ariana near trees if u look it up, because squirrels usually jump on trees
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Ben Pontz
benpontz
I spent most of the last week talking to Pennsylvania college administrators about the fall semester, looking to get beyond the "opening" or "not opening" (false) dichotomy. Here is a
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Taffy Brodesser-Akner
taffyakner
Can we just take a night off from this exhausting, vitriolic election that I’m not even allowed to talk about and talk about The Vow instead? One night. I get
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ViewMonsterr
livetweet of me listening to the caramella girls album. (mute if you don't care) the first song is lollipop girlbosses your mom is real i am looking at your mom
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🗝 Keeper of Time 🌙
Time_Sentinel
@travis_view @dappergander @PokerPolitics @QanonAnonymous @wayne818 @BPatisms @nezumi_ningen @EryqOuithaqueue @H0H0H02020 @rothschildmd @kimmeruwp @JohnRMoffitt @Luvnediting @nezumi_ningen @pewtergod @Qanonsense2 @HW_BEAT_THAT https://www.thedailybea
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a crabful of conundrums
_knucklebone
I’m tired of people talking about systemic injustice, systemic cruelty, being silenced by language of the individual. Nobody cares that your uncle Carl is “a nice cop”. The system is
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Amon26 #BLM
Amon26
Its officially over half-past 2020. I can still feel my legs. I'm not homeless. I haven't been diagnosed with any terminal illnesses. All of my three remaining family members are
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TheRealMattC
TheRealMattC
You wanna get nuts? LETS GET NUTS!
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