#Jokes

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intheMatrixxx

The Bill Clinton Monica Lewinski (Famous Blue Dress) was really a coverup for #ChinaGate (Red Shoes). The Bill Clinton Monica Lewinski (Famous Blue Dress) was really a coverup for #ChinaGate

Theo

bargtenn

No curse au skfs, trans Megumi, nsfwMegumi is glaring at his desk, tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth. His foot is ticking against the floor, tap tap tap,

liquidhistory

liquid_history

I feel well enough to tackle subtitles now so I’m going to start over with Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty. I’ll tag if I decide to live tweet with #sleuthwatch

not lindsay lohan

cocainecross

A complete timeline of the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard relationship and abuse allegations from both sides. TW: graphic descriptions and photos ahead. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard met on

moth 🎀 @ simpiroth ☁️🗡

sixthchairman

anime bangers thread here is a list of some of my favourite anime OPs/EDs/insert songs get ready for some trash taste 1. Code Geass - Colorsok i had to start

Mody

WildfireKristen

Gonna start a thread of every movie i will watch in 2020. It can be a rewatch or a first time watch and i am gonna provide a review for

seeshell

Tentoads4truth

Koch brothers and Saudi oil execs lobbied Trump to remove chemical plant safety rules https://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/koch-brothers-and-saudi-oil-execs-lobbied-trump-to-remove-chemical-plant-safety-rules/amp/ https://twitter.com/tentoads4

Scott Barolo

sbarolo

While I’m waiting for my plane from Orlando to Detroit, I am seriously thinking about live-tweeting the movie Star Wars from memory. If anyone knows any reason why this should

Vivi

lianziyun

Platonic modern AU #rencheng where lqr gradually fills the place of a parental figure in jc’s life until jfm shows up at jc’s university graduation and people think he’s jc’s

MysticalMar♥️♦️♠️♣️

MarMystical

04.22.20-04.26.20 Mid Week Check in for the Signs Checkout your Sun, Moon, Rising, and Venus or any other dominant sign placements within your chart GEMINI: GEMS spirit is saying that

CSM

usacsmret

Will Christopher Wray Protect Joe Biden?http://newswithviews.com/will-christopher-wray-protect-joe-biden/ Career criminal Hildebeast Clinton figured if she could get elected the truth about the Clinton Foundation’s pay-to-play schemes would stay buri

bIm 💥⚙️ Lizzy🍓

venadorosas

Kirishima almost died. The weird part about it was that he didn’t care. And not that he didn’t fear death because of course he did. He hadn’t been feeling depressed

bonsai daddy🍊⁷ has moved accounts

princessdaddyve

⎡Jinkook & Sope AU⎦ - ⎡Social Media AU⎦#sope #yoonseok #jinkookJungkook needs money to feed his excessive shopping habits and Hoseok wants to ask out his crush but is too inexperienced

Linda KWS

LindaKWS1

UN Human Rights commissioner regarding US immigration policies:"The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." The @UNHumanRights spoke out

Andrew Wortman 🏳️‍🌈

AmoneyResists

The @GOP is not the party of family values, fiscal conservatism, religious freedom, or anything even remotely resembling morality. @mattgaetz admitting to raping a minor made me realize we need