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Zio🏳️🌈
ZioElsydeon
Today is rough. On a theoretical level. I've got work to do. That I don't. Also trying to figure out whether I should attempt to try to tweet as...well...yeah, I
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caitlan🐉
DE4LWIVIT
heterosexual white boys say they have dark humour then proceed to be homophobic and racist where in this tweet did i claim i wasnt white btw just want to ask
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John V.
greendarmok
Favourite #Burnistoun sketches, a thread: Ronnie Stokes and Barry Stokes. I really like the rhythmic, repetitive, deadpan dialogue, it's like some kind of comic poetry. Also the way we get
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Ethereal Dragon
DianaWintah
Idk if this is some American humour I'm missing but Native Americans were not white nor did they consider themselves to be. Their inscriptions talked of the white man invading
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marina
dearnhx
yall laughed? cause i didn’t some people in my mentions are missing the whole point of this not being funny, we get it’s irish humour and we get that the
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TellYourSonThis
Women have higher standards than men, because men are better than women.If men had women's standards, we'd go extinct - because so few would make the cut.Might sound harsh, but
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vaishnavi
ElvisStressley_
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙈𝙚: 𝘼 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙗𝙮 𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙩Act 1, Scene 1: *bedroom curtains open* You're on the phone w your girlfriend, she's upset. She's going off about something
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lazy perfectionist
kazADHD
i want to make it absolutely clear that while i use humour as a way to deal with my (completely unmedicated/untreated) diagnoses and mental health, i would never make light
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your soulmate
__Neesha_
Dark Humour Thread!!I'll go first, add yours in the replies. I have muted this thread so don't expect me to reply if you quote/reply to it. Thank you
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Kat ☾ obsessed with tgt
jurdanstars
✯ ᴄʀ- sᴄᴀʀʟᴇᴛ ʙʏ ᴍᴀʀɪssᴀ ᴍᴇʏᴇʀ I love scarlet already and the Wolf guy (because he definitely did not kidnap her grandmother... i don’t think) also Kai talking to
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Alex Andreou
sturdyAlex
My little island, Mykonos, is now under EVEN STRICTER measures. Curfew 8pm-8am. No exit to exercise or walk a dog. No exemption to help elderly relative. Why? Because SOME ARSEHOLE
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melon
meliserenx
nah women can’t enjoy anything without you lot hating women like shisha and you wanna hate. women like to smoke cigarettes, vape and smoke weed and you lot wanna hate
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William Samoei Ruto, PhD
WilliamsRuto
We are heartbroken by the passing away of Prof Ken Walibora Waliaula. He was an outstanding academic, ingenious author and a prolific journalist with a charming personality and humour. Prof
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Lizzy Scalier
SmolAndKind
Slt je qrt juste pour expliquer en quoi ce comportement est problématique allez pas harceler la personnehttps://twitter.com/Kirixxou/status/1331948463442026498 Alors premièrement la logique duC RIEN C TWITTER À d'autres C'est pas
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posting hog @ 10k
olivesagan
many guys think you gotta have good looks, shredded abs, lots of money, or a good sense of humour to get a hot girl.the fact is, you can have none
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Dark Entries Records
darkentriesrecs
RIP Cristina Monet (Zilkha) Palaci, of ZE Records fame, at 61. From complications of COVID-19.https://youtu.be/9iWpv3oM3VE “Disco Clone” was produced by John Cale and the first to be issued on the
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