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malkatz
the cast pretty little liars in 2020. a thread: - emily and alison want a divorce, but are stuck in quarantine together with the twins. - aria spends a lot
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Chris Jones
EnswellJones
It's 2006. I'm working at Esquire, assigned to write about George Clooney. He invites me to his house. Now, understand something: Celebrities never invite you to their house. Except for
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Lily and TJ's Dad!
ApplePasta
Sooooo, yall know I don't get personal on here too much, but I am going to violate that rule to an extent to describe a bit of my spiritual journey
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Elsodex
Elsodex
GoT spoilers incoming.Unpopular opinion: while the Battle of Winterfell was an incredible technical and artistic achievement, it represents one of the biggest failures of the television adaptation of ASoIaF (and
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Ruby-chan
RubyIsGamer
I woke up from my nap and i had a dream where a new movie came out, its an arabic horror(?) movie and im about to make a thread because
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GOPPouncer
Mellecon
Melle Rant some truths:1) No, not everyone yanks their wanker on work zoom calls. That's actually quite creepy, but given that the media has been larping "the resistance" for 4
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chasing gold stan acc
lqiwaoi
hogwarts students iwaoi who try brewing amortentia without the supervision of professors during their spare time and they think they always get the ratios wrong because they smell Nothing—only each
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MSK⁷⟭⟬
ShoaibSnow
I wanna get something of my chest. So read the whole thread. It may make some people angry but what the hell. Two nights ago my mom started to have
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Jesus Murphy
itchypooper
It’s 1am, my wife woke me up to tell me her family hates me.It’s my fucking birthday!Happy birthday to me. Look, I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, if you say
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Noah Antwiler
TheSpoonyOne
Watching "Fist of the North Star" for the first time. I actually don't know much of anything about it.It's fucking terrible. It's like... like One Punch Man is Mad Max.
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One of many
robin_pugh
So, the admin of CCSF, along with their lawyers and presumably the Board of Trustees, have proposed to lay off 163 full time faculty, and revealed a plan yesterday to
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maa kheru
basicallyamyth
pearlite pic 4https://twitter.com/trillawooo/status/1257030923486244864 lamellaMELA mullushttps://twitter.com/trillawooo/status/1244791083709501440 black & white liquor lignin bryophytes - oyster green plantsSP-ores https://twitter.com
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alyx /// BEYOND LIGHT 21 DAYS
alyxwithawhy
i remembered that i tweeted about a disproved theory (111418-134417A i think) and can i share something with yall because i realized that tweet made no fucking sense at alltldr
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Gabi // who knows at this point 🤷♀️
maerette
I hate getting too dark on sm, but hearing Trudeau say we'll be stuck inside for another year my only thought was "I guess I'm dying in here then cause
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Rachael Swindon
Rachael_Swindon
This needs saying. That chap who demanded you buy him a £25k ‘socialist boat’, but ended up ‘only’ getting enough for a 2020 model iPhone, is going to be investigating
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Calvin
calvinsaysfuck
This is because when we look at someone, we automatically assign a gender in our head. He for boys, she for girls, they for people who’s gender we don’t know
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