I woke up from my nap and i had a dream where a new movie came out, its an arabic horror(?) movie and im about to make a thread because i remember it completely and i dont wanna forget how stupid it was
the movie starts with our protagonist amena, who works for mcdonalds and she delivers the food, and while delivering food she sees the news of a famous multi billionaire that states that 15 minutes ago his ex dumbed him because he kept doing drifts in the backward—
—in the news, he annouces he’s gonna have a big party on his mansion (specifically the backward and hall only) and EVERYONE is welcome, amena gets excited and quits thinking this is her chance of FINALLY meeting a boyfriend, whether it be the billionaire or another attendant—
—(this is where the weird stuff starts) the party is being prepared, the billionaire (who is named justin) is preparing construction for a whole amusement park in his backyard! not wanting to negotiate about whos building it, the man hires a bunch of teletubbies—
—and one of them seems very sick! swallowing and spitting cyan goo, and getting doozy! but they got the job done (for the most part), and they rested in the tent as they didnt wanna party, FINALLY it’s party time! and everyone is having a blast, amena’s brother (who existed)—
—is one of the people who’re working to oberate each of the amusement games, amena, her friends and everyone in the country are having fun time! but not for long... the teletubbies suddenly get a call about the farris wheel having a loose nail, and go there marching!—
—But po started getting slower then them, dipsy went to check on his sister, petting her back and giving her tubby custard, however po’s mouth open with razor sharp teeth! vomiting onto dipsy’s mouth, turning him sick too! and they go reunite with their brother and sister—
—eventually, getting them infected, and they go around destroying one game after the other, eating the humans one by one!! amena runs away before hitting the teletubby and finding out their weakness. pain. but she runs away eitherway and hids above the mansion’s sign where she—
—meets. the billionaire. justin. she starts a friendly chat and justin obviously falls for her and decides he’s gonna help her fight the teletubbies, and to the bunker they go, where the dude is LOADED with guns and guns, and they go out, hunting for one of the teletubbies—
—po was hiding at the rollar coaster, and amena and justin decide they’ll try and shoot down po, she sets her foot on the cart when surprise! amena’s brother appears! but something’s off, the sound of dripping water came from him..! he was unfortunately murdered by po!—
—SUDDENLY, po laughs as she eats amena’s brother’s corpse and slams the start button, the cart goes at full speed! po jumps onto the back of the cart and marches her way to the front slowly, giggling and echoing “ah oooh.. oopsy daisy~” suddenly amena remembered that—
—their weakness was pain!! and shot po’s leg! po started screaming and marching faster, justin yelled at amena for not shooting the head, and she explained that their weakness is pain, not instant death! and so they shot everywhere except the head and chest, making po suffer—
—and shiver up and die... justin and amena jump off the cart and she lands on his chest, and touches his six pack, but they get off quickly. they head for their next targets, tinky winky and dispy at the ferris wheel.
ILL CONTINUE THIS THREAD LATER! IM GETTING HUNGRY
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