#Dick

No. I'm not going to stop everything I'm doing just because your horny in the shower. Put your fucking dick away
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Of course Ben's will go under. How did you people think shutting it all down was gonna work? I mean, I don't want to be a dick about this, but
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Not gonna be in the store any time soon, not seeing people at all, time to get silly I guess. I had to check 3 times to make sure my
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Boobs are abundant and low value True. I'm quoting og online feminist Maddy she's a kiwi but I forget her @ she coined the phrase dick is abundant and low
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Accountability check who put Yaya in that position ? Youngboy or herself ? Before y’all answer to those who were screaming You were ready to go to war about that
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Imma start making a thread of things my friends say. these bitches are FUNNNYTTThttps://twitter.com/Allllureeee/status/1169416936347901952 “Your hair looks like dirty sprite” idk why but that was soooo funny to me
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Kind of long kitchen sex thread: I want to be in somebody’s kitchen, wearing just my panties and their shirt, while making their favorite dessert. They’d softly grind against my
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A bottom shouldn’t stroke his dick or touch it nor get it sucked, thats bullshit & irrelevant. A true bottom only gets aroused when you give her deep strokes and
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Im very friendly and flirtatious, very open about my sexuality and experiences but its never an invitation to those to send me unsolicited dick pics or messages. Here's a few
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“you can’t leave. fuck, you can’t really leave me, josie. please.” “how do you feel?” “alive.” “you knew. this entire time you knew. is that why you—was i just—oh my
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Would y'all like the Easter Jesus Dick poll now or in the morning First of all, everyone, Happy Easter It's time #qotdpoll Did Jesus have a big dick? #qotdpoll
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Men don’t get caught because we’re sloppy, men get caught because the side ting always wants more. Women can go years without any suspicion because her side ting is perfectly
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People always wanna claim they are loyal but wanna go after their “friends” man or someone their friend is interested in. People always wanna claim they are loyal but as
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RIP Dick Gallagher, the patron saint of WNY high school sports. Farewell to an unparalleled contributor to our community, the warmest of human beings, and a dear friend. Obituary via
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5 things I hope @WBGamesMTL gets right about the bat family in #GothamKnights [A Thread] Get Dick and Babs relationship right, no Tim/Babs crap from Arkham Knight; get it
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Anytime you’re like “oh I should rewatch the pilot of a beloved comedy show” three minutes in it’s like “HEY SLUT I’M YOUR BOSS WOOOWWWW THAT ASS IS MAKING ME
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