Imma start making a thread of things my friends say. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> these bitches are FUNNNYTTT https://twitter.com/Allllureeee/status/1169416936347901952">https://twitter.com/Alllluree...
โ€œYour hair looks like dirty spriteโ€ idk why but that was soooo funny to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ’€" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ’€" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
โ€œThe only person who can give me dick has a gf or a wifeโ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
โ€œYou better get that dick before she does. Make the best pussy winโ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> IM CANCELLING THIS BITCH
โ€œDo you put cocaine in your pussy?โ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
โ€œVegan cum is taste so goodโ€
This bitch said โ€œIโ€™ll do crack before I go back to collegeโ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
โ€œTequila is like white dick I will never put that in my mouthโ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
โ€œI would suck Gunnas dick for a featureโ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
โ€œIโ€™m not gonna lie, but I love big dickโ€
โ€œIโ€™m happy with my happy with my dick. Itโ€™s prettyโ€
โ€œI hate my race, I swear thatโ€™s why yโ€™all have HPVโ€ LMAOOOOOOO *@white people*
โ€œI realized I was the prettiest bitch in the party. Then I left....... I had no choice but to leave.โ€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
โ€œI donโ€™t wanna go to dinner with your family, theyre white and IM SCARED I SAID ITโ€
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