Imma start making a thread of things my friends say. these bitches are FUNNNYTTT https://twitter.com/Allllureeee/status/1169416936347901952

“Your hair looks like dirty sprite” idk why but that was soooo funny to me

“The only person who can give me dick has a gf or a wife”

“You better get that dick before she does. Make the best pussy win” IM CANCELLING THIS BITCH

“Do you put cocaine in your pussy?”

“Vegan cum is taste so good”

This bitch said “I’ll do crack before I go back to college”

“Tequila is like white dick I will never put that in my mouth”

“I would suck Gunnas dick for a feature”

Idc what anyone says my friends are TOP TIER FUNNY 2 ME

“I’m not gonna lie, but I love big dick”

#Halloween

“I’m happy with my happy with my dick. It’s pretty”

“I hate my race, I swear that’s why y’all have HPV” LMAOOOOOOO *@white people*

“I realized I was the prettiest bitch in the party. Then I left....... I had no choice but to leave.”

“I don’t wanna go to dinner with your family, theyre white and IM SCARED I SAID IT”