Men don’t get caught because we’re sloppy, men get caught because the side ting always wants more. Women can go years without any suspicion because her side ting is perfectly fine silently eating her and wants nothing more. https://twitter.com/plaiboipapi/status/1313600130336124928">https://twitter.com/plaiboipa...

Nobody cheats and doesn’t put considerable effort to cover their tracks. The variable here is the one you’re cheating with. How discrete they can be, how understanding they can be.

Side chicks always want to be calling you for some reason, always wanting attention. Start out wanting just sex then eventually wanting more. Leaves more room for a slip up. Side niggas are content with you not texting or calling till you want dick. They’re discrete as fuck.

Side niggas are understanding. It’s a simple agreement, you go and have your relationship and come to them for dick. With most side girls it’s almost like having a whole other relationship, just that this one has to be kept quiet. You see the problem here?

Women aren’t geniuses at covering tracks. Men just know how to shut the fuck up and enjoy.

Also, even when the side tings don’t know they’re the side thing (when they think THEY’RE the main)
men are still more discrete than women. Women want to post you everywhere, want to start mentioning you on the TL etc. Men are just chill, till it’s your birthday or something.