#Damn

Jazmine ✨

bloomingjazmine

I’m starting Harry Potter. I am also high. I will now tweet my thoughts. Fuck Petunia first and foremost. Damn everybody really sweatin Harry the god! HOGWARTS aint got no

"Mercury's Retrograde," the HIT Broadway Musical!

mercuriusgeorge

i'm so tired of trying to navigate the imperfect vocabulary about polarity in astrology, can't we just invent two completely new words with no baggage what i’ve learned from all

stan.

BacockObama

omg why i make this up at work. i ate that shit i’m on a gah damn roll

I'm sitting quickly

samela_samz

I'm going to delete that damn app!! There's no way in hell Kanti nenza eziZinto??

homeboy looks like shark week

aceraleigh

"one.......EASTER DAVE......" me: sees the tall redhead swimming coachme: oh HEY it's modern AU Sylvain! "okay....I'll admit.. I'm a little threatened. damn." "i wasn't thinking about killing you&quo

Bobby O

Bob_O22

1/x To be clear on all the "new education utopia" articles I'm seeing. The majority of them are written and being retweeted by the same group of policy wonks whose

The sun in your sky (I ate the old one)

R2Dpression

Boomers really do think the law is magic and designed to protect them if they just saw the power-words like "I do NOT consent this app to take my personal

Brittney Cooper

ProfessorCrunk

Joe Biden out here determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. That’s why they been keeping him in all quarantine. He rode to candidacy on the Black vote

smoli the loli

Thereseaaaa

私はアホです me? an idiot? yea, definitely. lemme explain some shit... like, who the fuck forgets their own password then finds this 2nd account for stalking and somehow the birthday shit

Lindsey Rios 🤟🏼

OrphanWhack

Now, it may be the men of #WynonnaEarp today, but some of you thirsty B’s prefer the ladies...so a thread FOR DA NUMBERS, ladies in suits. #BringWynonnaHome feel free to

coco rabbit ✌🏻

oohzizou

THREAD: i took the statistical "which character" personality quiz i have no strong feelings about my 'all universe' result because confession: i've never actually read or watched 'pride and prejudice'

Ghostironlung

ghostironlung

Well I'm watching 2010 playoffs of lakers vs suns game 1. 18-4 run to end the first quarter... Forgot Dragic was on the suns at this point. This the western

AnnieGal (She/Her)

AnnieGaIIa

Each and every time I see any sort of cancellation discourse, I become more convinced that I have no future being accepted in any community. It's like, grow the fuck

Young Simba

Mufaa6

what is wrong with y’all niggas He said he slapped her damn face off All them likes and no follows

Pete Tsichlis

realPete_T

Doctors should just make appointments like cable companies. “Come in at 1 o’clock and we’ll see you in the next couple hours, whatever.” Also great that four hours later the

Luna 𓂀☥🌙

lunadollxo

Bitch that’s the Taurus symbol. Taurus rules Venus which is love. Also paying homage to Oshun the Goddess of Love and fertility. All this damn reachinghttps://twitter.com/tommy_viccetti/status/1289526711567015936 this doesn’t have ANYTH