"one.......EASTER DAVE......"

me: sees the tall redhead swimming coach
me: oh HEY it's modern AU Sylvain!

"okay....I'll admit.. I'm a little threatened. damn."

"i wasn't thinking about killing you"
"Awww...thank you"
"/nailed it/"

"the only thing on Haru's mind is THIS. RACE."
*Ducktales theme*

"huuuuhhhhh..... good thing I wore my heelies."

"Yes. I am Haru."
"ooohh, that's probably not good."

"Crap, what does this say?"
"I don't know, Haru- one of you shot the Haru that can READ"
...
"I KNOW what it SAYS. I can READ."

"and suddenly everyone's talkin' to-- AMATEUR? I KILLED A MAN WITH A SPEAK AND SPELL ONCE"

"Say yes to what?"
"To joining the swim team?"
"oooohhhh right, we on a swim team"
'/waitwaitwait we're on a SWIM TEAM?'/

"DAMN Miho's faster than she looks"
"and she tore through that chain fence like it was tin foil!"
"Pilates'll do that, man. work's your core."

"one time we went camping in the woods- I just left 'em there! nobody found 'em for like five days"

"HEHE WETSON i get it. Wetson. I like water. Wet. heheh."

"USURPER. USURPER."
"Right.... So,"

"HEY HOTBODY FISHBRAIN, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO EXPLAIN OUR TRAINING REGIMEN"

"Haru, I know you can't read"
"Witch! Push her in the pool!"
"Yes. I can."
"what does this piece of paper say then? :)"

"IT'S MY SUPERNATURAL FANFICTION"

"...you just POINTED at what you WANTED."
"so?"
"you ordered the FLYIN' HAWAIIAN."
"yeah?"
"Haru you are ALLERGIC to PINEAPPLES. you had to go to the HOSPITAL."

"You guys ever wonder if we'll ever meet somebody normal?"

THE HARBOR
JAPAN
SATURDAY