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How my Nigerian parents found out that I smoke, A thread So boom I’m in the shower bumping @oxladeofficial new EP and my dad calls. I pick up and he
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thread of how the men of konoha would react if you asked them to spit in your mouth NSFW NARUTO: at first he would be like "HUH?!" but then
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Hi @sopesblunt I miss you Like lots and lots :((( Hope you're well and dont forget to drink lots of water and sleep well
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Here come the haikus!!https://twitter.com/tinkeringprim8/status/1258196776319934465 Prehensile black tonguePokes out, and above it twoHairy ossicones! #Giraffe @KirstenYeg 1/45 I'll protect your sheep.I'll carry your heavy load.I
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So yeah the Chinese massage I went to earlier I don't even know where to start ...but I suppose we have to start somewhereThread!!! So I tweeted that I needed
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my experiences/opinions on each zodiac sign: a thread i already know someone's gonna get their knickers in a knot over this but what's newdon't take this too seriously ARIES:- SO
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#bkdk where Deku gets hit by some rando's quirk but the only thing that Deku understood from the person's rushed explanation is that someone, if gets close to him about
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For many years I taught in a school where the students didn’t move, the staff did. We changed things around a few years ago but these are some of the
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Sexual energy is the most potent of them all. If you can redirect that into another creative endeavor, it will be of a higher quality than before. Retain your nut
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imma start later if i feel like it lol you nasty imy i knew you had sauce once i heard you went on a date wit a fave on here
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hii! i just joined this stan tweet and is finding some ikonics moots here! if u see this tweet please like/rt so we can get along with eo!~ i'll speak
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Sexual energy is the most potent of them all. If you can redirect that into another creative endeavor, it will be of a higher quality than before. Retain your nut
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Hey CT! Legislative Session starts Wednesday and YOU can crack the code to have your voice heard about any and all legislation. I do this for a living. It's a
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Every #FridayLituations, @CrownOfLight3 quotes lyrics that relate to my thoughts:"Look, I ain't into what nxggas is doin', I'm pn some other shxt/I never been the type to turn up and
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The proliferation of terror-tagging posters and issuance of protest bans days leading up to President Rodrigo Duterte's fifth State of the Nation Address are blatant acts of cowardice from a
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What is Rebetiko? (A thread)In 1923, 2 million Greek refugees (who had never lived in Greece) came to Greece from Asia MinorThey moved into the city slums and brought
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