#bkdk where Deku gets hit by some rando's quirk but the only thing that Deku understood from the person's rushed explanation is that someone, if gets close to him about 6ft., will be clumsy. And the rando just ran off promising to come back at the end of the day.

Deku, through text: So...

Uraraka, 6ft away from Deku: ...

Uraraka: It can't be that bad. Come on Deku-kun, come closer I actually have gossip r--

Bkg: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY NERD

Deku, paniking: ah kacchan dont get too close to--

Bkg: haah?!

Bkg:

Bkg, still on the floor: ...

Uraraka: ...

Bakusquad: ...

Todoroki, just arriving at the scene: Why is Bakugo doing that trend from years ago?

Uraraka: It was /that/ bad...

Todoroki: Bakugo's planking? Yeah...

Uraraka:

Aizawa: So that's how it is... Everyone stay away from Deku for a while. We wouldn't want any unprecedented injuries while training rn

Sero: Sensei, are you sure this "clumsiness" applies to everyone? I mean we were as close to Midoriya earlier like Bkg has been but we weren't really affected by it.

Kaminari: And the corner of the classroom is really cramped sir...

Deku, at the other corner of the room: I'm really sorry you guys..

Aizawa: I guess we can check if it does affect everyone...

*everyone gets close and nothing happened*

Bkg, about to sit where he always sat in the classroom; close to Deku : Called it. No way such a shitty quirk be something rea-- *misses the chair and falls on his ass*

Everyone else in the room:

Aizawa: It would seem that this quirk only affects Bakugo... Bakugo go sit on the corner away from Deku for a while.

Deku: I'm really sorry, Kacchan...

Bkg, fuming and embarrassed: Shut the fuck up nerd! *gets up and falls again* fffuuuu---

Class 1-A tryna to hold their laugh:

*lunch break*

Kami: So how's our wittle dog doin' in his naughty corner

Bkg: fuck off dunce face

Kami: ah looking at you on that corner reminds of that time my teach made me seat on the corner and made me wear a dunce hat. Good times. I didn't even know what dunce meant back then... I was just happy I had a hat.

Sero: ...

Bkg: ...

Kiri: Dude are u okay?

Kami: y-

Sero: a-anyway... 6ft apart from Midoriya huh? How are you feeling lovesick puppy?

Bkg: who the fuck you calling lovesick toothbrush looking m--

Sero: Even your insults getting sloppier Bakugo

Bkg: Fuck of-- *stands and hits his head in monoma's tray*

Monoma:

Monoma: Ahhh... Now you gotta pay for that

Bkg, his hair and clothes covered in milk and soup: Pay for what, dipshit? I am literally the one who got messed up here.

Monoma: Pay for my effort to line up to get my food blondie; that effort ain't cheap. And pay for my food obvi

Bkg, clenching his fists: I swear to fucking god you standard looking second rate usui wannabe blond fucke--

Deku, suddenly appearing: ah, wait, this is my fault. Monoma let me pay for it.

Bkg: You idiot, why are YOU HERE DUMBASS!! THE QUIRK--

Bakugo slips from the soup and, by some miracle or curse, Deku catches him before he hits the floor.

Deku: Kacchan, are you okay?

Bkg: *slightly blushes from embarrassment*

Bkg pushes Deku away but now they both slip down the floor with Deku on top of Bkg. Even more fruity, Deku was able to catch Bkg's head before the fall

Monoma: Okay wow, all I ordered was ramen. Why did it give me a soap opera?

Bakusquad, not helping and their phones out:

Deku, terrified (platonic): Ka-kacchan! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Oh thank god I was able to catch your head before the fall.

Bkg: ...

Deku:...

Deku, terrified (terrified):

Bkg was unconcious

Deku: ?

Deku: He's unconcious.

Monoma: He's unconcious?

Kiri: He's unconcious.

Sero: He's unconcious?

Kiri: He's awaken't!!!

They (not Deku) took him to the nurse office. With Deku walking 6ft away.

Recovery girl: ...

Recovery girl, real tired of class 1-A:

Eh idk if i'll continue tomorrow lol anyways thats that for now imma sleeep

Recovery girl:

Dk:

RG: You can sit here you know.

Dk, just at the corner of the room: But then kacchan..

RG: He's unconcious I doubt he'll do anything to trigger the quirk.

Dk: *about to come close*

Bkg: *shuffles a bit*

Dk: on second thought,

RG, sighing: why even in that position and corner? Can't you just look at this direction?

Deku: This.. this wall... it feels oddly more comforting...

RG: I don't know how much if said this, and at this point I'm too afraid to even count, but you need help child.

Deku:

Recovery girl: Just come over here.

Deku: let me just stay here for a while recovery girl

RG:

RG: if you don't come sit here now young man i swear to all might, you'll see flying cane.

Deku:

A bit senti on the next threads but crack is also on the way (i'll try to) im just enjoying this idea rn haha

Uraelraka and Iida arrives at clinic to check on both.

Iida: aren't you gonna go for lunch?

Dk: Ah, no, I'd be too worried to even lift my spoon.

Uraraka: you know this young man wouldn't really want that even from anyone, right?

Dk laughs: You know him too much already Uraraka-san. But then, I just want to know that he's okay before I leave. It is my fault after all.

Ura and Iida: ...

Iida: This quirk,only affects Bkg, right? Have you even wondered why?

Dk: Hmm, not really. The person said /it/ is someone but, really could just be anyone right? He never really told me the specifics except for the fact that 6ft away etc.

Ura: There has to be a reason that it affects only him.

Dk: Maybe. But *chuckles* I don't really know. Sorry

Ura: Considering the possibilities...Don't you think it's because of love?

Dk: eh? Love...?

Dk: How can it be love that only affects Kacchan? But I love everyone...?

Rg: Not that kind of love. Love, the kind that feels you have the stars and moon. Love.

The other two agrees.

Dk: oh.

Dk: oh?

Dk, shook his head chuckling: it can't be that.

Ura: What if it is

Dk: What if it's not?

Ura: But what if tho?

Iida: What if not?

Ura: Whose side are you on?

Iida: *shrugs*

Dk: ahaha it can't be love. I mean Kacchan can never love me!

Ura: Who said it was Bkg?

Dk:

Ura: Wait, don't tell me you're only realizing it now?

Dk:

Dk:

Iida: He is. He is only realizing it now.

Ura: Wow, I gave up for your love bcos ur so smitten with puffer fish. But u're still in phase 1?

Iida: U were in love with Dk?

Ura: Not now, babe.

Iida:

3 min. later

Deku: *still processing* please shut up (affectionate)

Uraraka: we've been silent since you've let out that smoke, and when you just stood still Deku-kun. What are you talking about?

Deku, stands up: I can't think if you're all breathing

Iida: ??

Uraraka:

Dk: I-I have to step outside

Iida: Midoriya...

Ura, stops Iida: Give him some space he has this weird way of processing things

Dk: *leaves the room*

Iida: Ways of processing? What ways?

Uraraka: Like going to st. Peter in heaven for advice

Iida: WhAT?

Uraraka: Chillax, I was joking. I meant like flying. Like how I also do

Iida: You could've just said that?!

Uraraka, laughs: I love it when you panic. It's adorable.

Iida:

Ura: Anyhow, I know you're awake Bkg...

Bkg: ...

Ura: Get up.

Bkg:

Iida: I don't think he's...

Ura: He may not be awake but this might help...

Ura:

Iida: Uraraka please...

Ura: ugh, fine. Whatever, so pufferfish...

Bkg: *stirs, obv. pissed about the comment but stays pretending*

Uraraka and Iida:

Ura: *sighs* Just... I'm getting real tired of your constipated drama going on bet. u two

Iida: samedt

Ura: You gotta take a crap sometimes. To relief yourselves of that "constipation" feeling.

Iida: Ura, isn't there a better metaphor for this?

Ura: You know, Iida, sometimes my mouth is faster than my brain. So no, I have no better metaphor for this.

Iida:

Ura: ANYWAY, you have your answer Bkg. You have a chance, take it.
Ruffa Mae has wisely said, "Go, Go, Go!" Ugh, just figure it put you two. Who knows, this might give you guys solution about the quirk thingy (not that we know for sure it's bcos of love)

Ura: We're leaving

Iida: You have a bizarre way of giving advice Uraraka.

Ura: Yeah, well get used to it. You're stuck with me after all

Iida, lovingly: I am, aren't I?

...

Iida: Who is Ruffa, btw?

Ura: An Icon

Iida: And your crush on Deku?

Ura:

I feel like I have so many unnecessary inserts in this thread,,, but uhh it's probabaly bcos im enjying the crack in it...

Anyways might continue again tomorrow

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Somewhere park somewhere

Deku, walking: I mean it can't be right?

Deku, floating: me loving Kacchan--Ha. Ha ha

Deku, landing on his feet: It can't be.

Deku, staring right at the dog at the bench: right??

The dog, just waiting for his owner:

Deku, setting up a swing with his blackwhip bet. two trees: I mean I do love him, you know? We've been friends for so long so all this time I believe that it was platonic but with what Uraraka-san said it could--*starts mumble rap*

The dog, wondering when his owner coming back:

Deku, now sitting beside the dog: But what if I really do?

Deku, looks at the dog: What if I really do like Kacchan that way?

The dog:

Deku: what then?

The dog, snoozing off instead:

Deku, finally short circuiting and releasing smoke:

The dog, waking up to smoke:

Deku, denying real reality: Ah, but it might be just platonic. It probably wasn't because Kacchan is the only one affected by the quirk

The owner arriving:

Deku eventually had to apologize so many times he cracked the floor. The owner just walked away mad af.

Deku just had a realization.

Not really about his love for Kacchan.
His denial is working on that matter.

He still had school and now he is late.