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How my Nigerian parents found out that I smoke, A thread
So boom I’m in the shower bumping @oxladeofficial new EP and my dad calls. I pick up and he says coming open the door for us. Immediately I’m like huh
So I hop out the shower quick asf still wet butt ass naked (I forgot my towel). I tell my roommate bro my parents here we get to packaging everything up and really panicking keep in my we literally just sparked we spraying air freshener everywhere
Okay soo I get myself together, my roommate starts making pancakes so it would covers the smell or whatever I’m over here thinking we good so I’m like hey I open the door for my parents BUT my mans forgot to change his clothes and hugged her lmao
Immediately my mom takes my dad into my room and is like “Daddy tobi I can smell weed here” she gets to jumping and shouting “Tosin you want to kill me, what have I done to you” soo this mf starts crying bruh and I’m just like u can’t be serious right now
Soo my mom is rolling on the floor crying begging God for mercy and my dad is just sitting on the bed in disbelief shaking his head like
Soo they start telling me I’m going to destroy my life that from there I was going to start doing heroin and using crack and cocaine and I was going to be a beggar on the street in down town Baltimore
Then my mom is like “you think you are smart you started me making pancakes to hide the smell abi” that shit catches me completely off ground I had to catch the smile
Y’all please keep in mind that I am completely SMACKED. I’m forcing myself to be normal 
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Soo my parents say bring out all of the weed and everything I use to smoke that we should put the devil to shame. at this point I’m like oh fuck no that’s dead asf
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Anywho my dad makes us all start praying bruh and I almost fall asleephttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> . After that was over they say they gonna start coming to the house randomly https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> and I should give them a spare key I laughed againhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> no rent no keys Mofo
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Oh yeah my dad writes up a contract that I says I promise to stay away from it lmao, anywho y’all be careful and stay safe lmaohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇳🇬" title="Flag of Nigeria" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Nigeria">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏿" title="Victory hand (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (dark skin tone)"> and I’m gonna be in for it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
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