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sweeettae

Au; jeongguk is the schools popular jock and he does an interview w the schools news reporter and announces that he needs a date for prom hoping his crush would

Anecdotist

CapitalistRumi

In first semester i once cracked a joke about jackie-shroff in front of my Indian class mate,the girl literally stopped talking to me... LITERALLY.i was surprised, bkz she used to

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Mikhaaaaaela

Rest in peace bestfriend I don’t know how I’m going to do this without you but I’m hoping you’re watching over us. I’m going to miss going on random

Michael Santoli

michaelsantoli

The talk on Fernando Tatis Jr. Today is about his hitting two homers on the 22nd anniversary of his father’s two grand slams in one inning. Rightly so. But reminds

Nutjuice

nutjuicee

TRUMP ACCOMPLISHMENTS: #trump #trump2020 #Conservative #rightwing - Soaring economy.- Bringing Kim Jung Un to the table for talks.- Practically defeating ISIS.(ISIS lost 98% of their territory lost during Trump’s first

Zhigang Suo 锁志刚

zhigangsuo

One hundred years of toughnessGriffith repays repeated study. Recently I noticed Section 11, in which he described an experiment on rupture of liquid. Griffith 1921 the phenomena of rupture and

Carl Anka

Ankaman616

This is where I'm keeping track of football players who shave their heads bald during this time.- Anthony Martial Lawro was ahead of the curve.https://twitter.com/MTLawrenson/status/1240270405807624193 Douglas Luizhttps://twitter.com/dg_douglaslu

Carlos Osweda

COsweda

ThreadSorry I haven't been posting.Had me a little adventure. Just like out of the John Carpenter movie Prince of Darkness. We never had homeless people here.When they started coming, they

Joe Rosales, Art Guy

joetweetguy

There is something weird going on in pop culture, and the longer it goes on the weirder it gets. It’s about “old” characters. Aged persons.Specifically: much pop culture is still

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irwinsssbandana

Crack Daddy’s Totally Normal Family’s miss spellinga very needed thread ~ alex- todag aka today alex-funytyaka funny alex-sue aka she me- oivkleaka pickle me- tge aka the ong aka

Johnjake

JakeJewsbury

Thread time!Every like is one thing we don’t like about Torin Twink He’s like the worst parts of a twink and a himbo Xenoblade fan so he’s pro-'British' @

Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉

ASlavitt

COVID Update April 23: Today I talked to a dozen health care experts of widely differing views on what we should do & started chasing my biggest question.Follow if interested.

Nisha

nish_rey

Hi @RachaelMaskell @MattHancock @JonAshworth @NHSBSA_LSF @theRCN The details of the NHS Learning Support Fund eligibility have at last been released.Despite being on a qualifying course (2nd yr Adult Nursing @UniOfYork)

Gabe 'the Mystic Pilgrim' Posey 🪄🏔️

GabePosey

Let's talk about the fear of being hurt. When I was a kid, I lived either in the country or in the ghetto. I never lived in the suburbs.

Carol Ann Brand

BrandcaAnn

From: Chartwell House Group: (And I quote):The DMA states that during the full term of the emergency/disaster, the minister of COGTA carries the ultimate authority. This effectively means that during

Ananya Chhaochharia

ananyac05

Marks are not everything. #BoardResultA short thread how I cracked my top schools with average scores My batch was the first to have 99 as the highest score (ikr