Read on TwitterEvery like is one thing we don’t like about Torin
Twink
He’s like the worst parts of a twink and a himbo
@ is formatted like a pesterchum handle because that’s the only way he can express his love for homestuck without getting bullied for it. And he does it in the same way someone will where this pin on their backpack and hope someone else who watches aot comes behind them like “OMG
Sleeps in jeans, probably socks too.
Less mentally weaker than a 15 y/o british kid
Probably takes a computer science class just to complain about the specs of the school computers to impress the one girl in the class
He makes hot chocolate with water
His use of emojis and emoticons and his use of emojis and emoticons may make you think he’s a little kid until you realize he’s a 6’0 legal adult who likes getting belittled by british girls
Can’t have a profile pixture of a character for more than a week without making 6,322 people learn to feel irritated at the sight of it
Karkat kin but doesn’t seem like it until you call him one and then the caps lock key comes out
Will get 4 hours of sleep to go to school and tell people how little sleep he got
Unapologetically hetero
Started watching anime and publicly replied to people with short japanese phrases he picked up (never letting that down)
Listens to the arctic monkeys and tells people he’s indie
Goes to a 5-star restaurant to order chicken tenders and fries off the kid’s menu
Feels like he has an impressive vocabulary because he knows the word hubris and you won’t be able to finish a conversation without hearing it from him
Didn’t have a sufficient outlet for his emotions so learned to express feelings and thoughts to Twitter through mumbled fucking jargon no one understands. It is like crack now.
Buys a bag of candy containing 12 servings and eats it all in one day. Tells himself it’ll be different the next time. Never is.
